my-chemical-katherine:

Aries: “Move out the way, VIETDONG!”
Taurus: “Imagine a starving baby. Now imagine it dead.”
Gemini: “Hey Conner, have sex with me in the bathroom so I can find out if I’m gay or not”
Cancer: “The power of the boner is more powerful that logic”
Leo: “As John F. Kennedy once said, ask not what you could do for your country, but what your country can do for you”
Virgo: “I’ll pay a bucc for the succ”
Libra: “Don’t kick the art!” *gets deadlegged “Wow, that’s the nicest compliment I’ve ever been given”
Scorpio: “See, I have more efficient child-bearing hips that she does!”
Sagittarius: “I drew a penis on a 9 year old’s birthday card”
Capricorn: “I WOULD DIE IF I ATE YOUR MUFFINS”
Aquarius: “Feel your balls in HD”
Pisces: “OH DEAR GOD, BUTTER MY BISCUIT”

(Source: fyeahbnha)

catchymemes:

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

Source: imgur.com

tastezlikekandi:

ericorbit:

this is like, the most accurate description of my anxiety disorder ever

burgrs:

can literally feel my stats double when i put on a nice sweater

thebootydiaries:

An emotion: *pokes its head through the mountain of suppression I’ve buried it under*

Me, beating it with a stick: Back! Back!

winds-and-stardust:

doodlemeimpressed:

hishap:

theghostknight:

People keep saying that Detective Pikachu is going to have the obligatory almost-swear-but-cut-away-last-second joke, and it almost certainly is going to do that

But I can’t stop thinking about the fact that the movie IS PG-13

Meaning they can get away with saying fuck once and keep it PG-13

#LetPikachuSayFuck

#LetPikachuSayFuck

#LetRyanReynoldsSayFuck

pipcomix:

thefactsofthematter:

thefactsofthematter:

my favourite ever literary trope is “you want me to be a villain? i’ll show you a villain” that shit gives me goosebumps and given the right context also turns me on

i hope all the horror blogs that keep reblogging this post know it was about regina george in the mean girls musical

sketchedramblings:

I love this way too much

apocahipster:

people draw critical role characters as high fantasy merchants with jewels and traditional clothes richly inspired by various cultures and people draw taz characters like they each stumbled through your parents’ wardrobes before arriving on a dnd set.

blueberryuserboxes:

i-am-a-fish:

BEDTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING: YES IT’S TIME.TO GET UNCONSCIOUS

positivity-center:

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